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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Short Subject: A Spectacularly Failed Attempt To Mess With My Younger Son's Head

Sam: Dad, if we were lost at sea and it was just the two of us in a liferaft, what would you do?

Me: I'd hold my head underwater and drown myself so you could survive by feasting on my flesh.

Sam: (walking away) You'd taste like love.

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